Collection: Beefy Bastards

Sportswear for obsessed athletes and cursed gym creatures

For muscular goblins, cursed gym bros, and other barely tamed beasts trying to escape their mortal flesh prison by squatting.

Sweat like demons are chasing you—and honestly, they probably are. Here you'll find cursed activewear that'll make you look good while lifting weights, escaping your sins, or simply dramatically collapsing on the floor.

One of the side effects is that you look incredibly cool while you're taking a breath of air.